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The Mention Gazette

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Thursday, July 30, 2026By The Notification DeskPrice: one ☕
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chore: remove the human-tested checkbox from the PR template

In OpenHands/OpenHands, a pullrequest sits patiently in the queue, green checks all lit, wanting only the one thing a bot cannot give it: your blessing. Last seen stirring on 2026-07-29. Our correspondent advises: click the headline, do the needful, feel the serotonin.

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